Jill aka Jo (sireesanwar) wrote,
Jill aka Jo

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You HAVE to read this..."I Went Paleo and Now I Hate Everything"

Honestly, I don't by into this diet because even if I believed cavemen existed they had to catch their food so they had LOTS and LOTS of exercise. But let's not talk about that, let's just read this fitness article that was so funny and made me laugh so hard that I was crying. This woman is hilarious!!!

Paleo also requires you to give up processed food, refined sugars, and alcohol, which makes sense because those things are wonderful. But you're also supposed to avoid grains, starches, and natural sweeteners (like honey), and you are supposed to limit your fruit intake. It's sort of like the Inquisition, but less fun.

In some respects, it's worked: being Paleo has killed my will to live, so I'm too sad to snack. My abs look pretty damn good, but I suspect that's from all the nights I spend wracked with sobs because I can't eat anything fun. I would take a selfie to show you, but this isn't Facebook and I'm not your misguided teenage niece.


And then comeback here and tell me what you thought?

I love this quote: "Bake them in the oven for 30 minutes at 350°F, or just toss them directly into the trash because life is meaningless."
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