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November 22 2006 @ 06:11 pm
Happy Thanksgiving! (US)  


Hope all those celebrating have a very Happy Thanksgiving.
See you on Monday!
Yippee 4 day weekend!

Thanksgiving  divorce...

A man in Phoenix calls his son in New  York the day  before Thanksgiving and says,"I hate to ruin your day, but I have  to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years  of misery is enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the  son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father  says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking  about this, so you call your sister in Chicago and tell  her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the  phone. "Like heck they're getting divorced," she shouts, "I'll  take care of this," She calls Phoenix immediately, and  screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a  single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll  both be there tomorrow. Until then,don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and  hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his  wife. "Okay," he says,"they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way."

I thought it was a little funny!
 
 
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