Las Vegas Trip...
Resort I won it from: "To further promote our lovely establishment and the Time Share you could buy into we are going to make your promotional trip as crappy as possible. Not only will we be flying you out at 9:50pm on Tuesday night, but Thursday morning you'll have to be at the airport at 6:00am (well couple hours before that) for your flight home. This means you won't have quite 24 hours in Las Vegas.... BUT wait... let's go lower... you will not be in a hotel... but a motel that while it isn't a shithole... it also isn't a place you would ever pick to stay in."
"To survive your trip please give us $258."
Okay so they didn't say that but that is what they mean... they just didn't come out at say it. Bastards!