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July 17 2006 @ 03:26 pm
What is your sentence?  
My sentence is "I danced with a banana because that's how I roll." - LOL

Pick the month you were born:
January--I kicked
February--I loved
March--I smoked
April--I dry humped
May--I choked on
June--I murdered
July--I did the Macarena with
August--I had lunch with
September--I danced with
October--I sang to
November--I yelled at
December--I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:
1-------a birdbath
2-------a monster
3-------a phone
4-------a fork
5-------a Mexican
6-------a gangster
7-------my cell phone
8-------my dog
9-------my best friends' boyfriend
10-------my neighbor
11-------my science teacher
12-------a banana
13-------a fireman
14-------a stuffed animal
15-------a goat
16-------a pickle
17-------your mom
18-------a spoon
20-------a baseball bat
21-------a ninja
22-------Chuck Norris
23-------a noodle
24-------a squirrel
25-------a football player
26-------my sister
27-------my brother
28-------an ipod
29-------a permanent marker
30-------a llama
31-------A homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:
White----------because I'm cool like that
Black-----------because that's how I roll.
Pink------------because I'm NOT a homosexual.
Red------------because the voices told me to.
Blue-----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green---------because I hate myself.
Purple---------because I'm cool.
Gray----------because I was drunk
Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars
Orange-------because I hate my family.
Brown--------because I was high.
Other-------because I'm a ninja.
None--------because I cant control myself

Comment to tell me what your sentence is!

If I'd worn my brown shirt today it would have been "I danced with a banana because I was high." Sounds more plausible huh?

skypipe on July 20th, 2006 01:46 am (UTC)
I smoked a pickle because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.

Heh, heh. That was fun!
Jill aka Josireesanwar on July 20th, 2006 04:27 pm (UTC)
And funny too!
Sinemsgafreak on July 24th, 2006 12:43 pm (UTC)
I kicked a permanent marker because that's how I roll. :))
Jill aka Josireesanwar on July 24th, 2006 04:35 pm (UTC)
LOL - poor permanent marker!